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Ladies, always keep a V-8 in your car in case you're pulled over so you can pour it over your crotch & say "I need a tampon please let me go."
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There are so many better reasons to riot other than hockey... like a shoe sale!
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Calling all my ex girlfriends today to tell them I have herpes. I don't really have it, I just don't want any of them to sleep with other people.
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There'd be less accidents if there was a texting lane.
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just bought a new pack of socks to avoid doing laundry tonight.
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Love...it takes hostages and shows zero remorse.
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The best way to win an argument is to play dead.
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It's rush hour and a million people are going West and a million are going East. We should either swap jobs or swap houses
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Life is like art done in chalk, beautiful but temporary, enjoy it while possible.
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Whose idea was it to "be an adult?"
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