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   messageicon Some girls don't like to walk in the rain because it puts their face back to the default factory settings...
←Rate | 04-06-2019 06:51 by xx-foxy Comments (0)  

   messageicon On Sunday France plays Croatia... Their defense will try to last 90 minutes and beat their World War II record...
←Rate | 07-12-2018 20:22 by XX-FOXY Comments (0)  

   messageicon Android > BlackBerry > Nokia > Fax > Landline phone > 2 cans and a string > Message in a bottle > Pigeon with a note taped to it > iPhone with iOS 11
←Rate | 01-25-2018 13:55 by XX-FOXY Comments (0)  

   messageicon Q: How do you play the ISIS bingo? A: B-52...F-16...B-1...
←Rate | 01-13-2018 22:47 by XX-FOXY Comments (1)  

   messageicon You know it was a rough night when your iPhone X doesn't recognize your face in the morning...
←Rate | 11-25-2017 09:02 by XX-FOXY Comments (0)  

   messageicon Ambition is the path to success. Persistence is the vehicle you arrive in...
←Rate | 10-12-2017 09:22 by XX-FOXY Comments (0)  

   messageicon Other than insecurity, hatred & racism, sexism & discrimination, greed, infidelity and sheer stupidity most of the human race is pretty much perfect...
←Rate | 09-23-2017 09:46 by XX-FOXY Comments (0)  

   messageicon I hope someday I will be able to afford an iPhone X... Like the girl in front of me paying for her groceries with food stamps...
←Rate | 09-23-2017 09:42 by XX-FOXY Comments (1)  

   messageicon If I were a cannibal I'd only eat vegetarians, just for the irony...
←Rate | 09-18-2017 21:38 by XX-FOXY Comments (0)  

   messageicon America: the only country in the world where not wearing a seat-belt carries a bigger penalty then letting hackers steal 143 million citizens social security numbers, bank info, drivers licenses and credit cards...
←Rate | 09-16-2017 09:45 by XX-FOXY Comments (2)  


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