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   messageicon blames everyone for his problems."Except Shaggy, because we all know it wasn't him".
←Rate | 10-09-2012 20:18 by Vybe Comments (0)  

   messageicon Honey Boo Boo's mother has a boyfriend and you're single. Just let that sink in..
←Rate | 10-02-2012 09:34 by vybe Comments (0)  

   messageicon somewhere two dudes just ordered mochas from Starbucks and are calling them "brochas" and high fiving
←Rate | 09-02-2012 12:54 by Vybe Comments (0)  

   messageicon Before updating my status l always test it on my wife first. If she rolls her eyes and leaves the room, l know it has potential.
←Rate | 08-30-2012 00:28 by Vybe Comments (0)  

   messageicon going to watch the Mars Rover landing tonigt just to find out if chicks really have 3 boobs there.
←Rate | 08-05-2012 19:21 by Vybe Comments (0)  

   messageicon Oh christ it's Olympic Soccer. If I wanted to watch someone struggle to score for 90 minutes, I'd take some of my single friends to the bar.
←Rate | 08-02-2012 03:42 by Vybe Comments (0)  

   messageicon wondering if anyone's ever gotten someone to do heroin by doing "heeeere comes the airplane!" with the spoon
←Rate | 07-20-2012 01:03 by Vybe Comments (0)  

   messageicon just heard Anderson Cooper announced he's gay. Don't worry ladies, you still have a shot at Lou Dobbs.
←Rate | 07-02-2012 13:35 by Vybe Comments (0)  

   messageicon Oh great it's Summer...that means hearing about tomatoes for 3 freakin' months!
←Rate | 06-23-2012 23:00 by Vybe Comments (0)  

   messageicon doesn't really understand the big deal about walking a tightrope across Niagara Falls. I've been married for 14 years, try walking that tightrope Wallenda!
←Rate | 06-15-2012 18:35 by Vybe Comments (0)  


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