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   messageicon I lost my watch at a party once.An hour later I saw some guy stepping on it while he was sexually harassing some woman at that party.Infuriated, I immediately went over,punched him in the face and broke his nose.No one does that to a woman,not on my watch
←Rate | 01-08-2021 11:43 by Steve Comments (0)  


   messageicon People say they're not having the vaccine because they don't know what's in it, yet they'll walk into McDonald's and order a McRib sandwich.
←Rate | 12-18-2020 14:06 by Steve Comments (0)  


   messageicon Still haven't taken down the Christmas tree. Screw it. We now have a Super Bowl tree.
←Rate | 01-10-2015 11:32 by Steve Comments (1)  


   messageicon One of these days I'm going to run in to this Murphy dude who insists on making these messed up laws... and he's going to get knocked the F out!!!!
←Rate | 03-29-2010 18:59 by Steve Comments (0)  


   messageicon fighting for world peace...one beer at a time.
←Rate | 01-06-2010 06:35 by steve Comments (0)  


   messageicon going to freeze some sperm for later use in life, but wonders if the ice cube tray makes a suitable container
←Rate | 10-26-2009 04:42 by Steve Comments (0)  



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