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   messageicon I'm "it's 8:30 and you want to start a movie this late?" years old.
←Rate | 04-25-2014 16:46 by onecuwldood Comments (0)  


   messageicon I don't care what people say, Little Bunny Foo Foo was a bully to field mice!!!
←Rate | 06-05-2013 21:26 by onecuwldood Comments (0)  


   messageicon My wife has always wanted me to learn to dance. I think I'll learn twerking...
←Rate | 04-11-2013 14:39 by onecuwldood Comments (0)  


   messageicon If these walls could talk, I'd move out because having talking walls would a little freaky...
←Rate | 07-27-2012 21:07 by onecuwldood Comments (0)  


   messageicon Red wine goes with meatloaf, right?
←Rate | 05-14-2012 19:32 by onecuwldood Comments (0)  


   messageicon Tell someone you love them today, because life is short. But shout it at them in German, because life is also terrifying and confusing.
←Rate | 04-14-2012 11:13 by onecuwldood Comments (0)  


   messageicon The current administration is finally getting through to people. I can not count how many people I saw going "Green" yesterday! These are truly exciting days!!!
←Rate | 03-18-2012 08:59 by onecuwldood Comments (0)  


   messageicon Well, it's easy to tell I'm married. It's Friday night and I'm at home updating my facebook status...
←Rate | 03-16-2012 21:08 by onecuwldood Comments (0)  


   messageicon I wear glasses because I like to dramatically remove them to display anger. It was awkward doing that with contact lens...
←Rate | 03-01-2012 17:25 by onecuwldood Comments (0)  


   messageicon It's official, I'm not gonna remember unless there's a Facebook event for it...
←Rate | 02-26-2012 01:44 by onecuwldood Comments (0)  



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