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   messageicon The problem with daylight savings time is around midnight you start to feel like you're struggling to stay awake before you realize it's only 7:00 p.m.
←Rate | 11-06-2023 21:28 by Moon Comments (0)  

   messageicon It's beginning to feel a lot like, I'm gonna start wishing it was summer.
←Rate | 11-14-2022 01:31 by Moon Comments (0)  

   messageicon Had 2 activate a old flip phone you have 2 press every letter 3 times 2 form a letter which makes it hard 2 text & it's really slow which makes it hard 2 surf the web & see the news & all I can do is just live in the moment, & this is awesome!
←Rate | 04-29-2022 12:49 by Moon Comments (0)  

   messageicon I'm so old when I was a kid Facebook didn't have a name and everyone just called it ADD.
←Rate | 10-27-2021 15:42 by Moon Comments (0)  

   messageicon Will never understand people who look both ways before entering the traffic circle?
←Rate | 10-15-2021 11:04 by Moon Comments (0)  

   messageicon Space, the final frontier for William Shatner who's 10-minute mission to seek out stranger new publicity for Jeff Bezoses Space Program. To boldly go where only a few million Tourist have gone before!
←Rate | 10-13-2021 10:02 by Moon Comments (0)  

   messageicon A termite walks into a bar and asks where's the bar tender?
←Rate | 09-14-2021 08:49 by Moon Comments (0)  

   messageicon One good thing about being a Amazon delivery driver is you can impress women by telling them your company provides you with a Mercedes-Benz.
←Rate | 09-10-2021 15:16 by Moon Comments (0)  

   messageicon Been getting a lot of things done lately thanks to a wonderful Facebook feature I love using you could find under settings then scrolling down to where it says log out.
←Rate | 09-08-2021 15:14 by Moon Comments (0)  

   messageicon To many environmentally-friendly Facebook philosophers and not enough people willing to bend over to pick up a piece of garbage.
←Rate | 09-01-2021 09:14 by Moon Comments (0)  


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