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   messageicon The reason you can't go back afrer going black is because none of them have a car to take you back or a job to buy gas.
←Rate | 07-26-2012 17:22 by Jack987 Comments (0)  


   messageicon I know it's hot but a crackhead just tried to sell me a ceiling fan. No really...
←Rate | 07-17-2012 17:33 by Jack987 Comments (0)  


   messageicon They called it "pms" because "mad cow disease" was already taken.
←Rate | 06-18-2012 08:59 by Jack987 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Early to bed, early to rise, while your girlfriend does other guys.
←Rate | 06-17-2012 19:31 by Jack987 Comments (0)  



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