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   messageicon My cat probably thinks I'm cleaning my ice cream...
←Rate | 01-26-2016 10:45 by JEBI Comments (0)  

   messageicon With all the negativity on the internet lately its nice to Charlie Sheen is positive...
←Rate | 11-18-2015 17:51 by JEBI Comments (0)  

   messageicon If you watch Friday the 13th backwards, Jason's machete is a magic wand that brings kids back to life and sends them to summer camp...
←Rate | 03-13-2015 18:45 by JEBI Comments (0)  

   messageicon I can't help but smile when I see a woman wearing a Supertramp Concert t-shirt...
←Rate | 02-24-2015 06:53 by JEBI Comments (0)  

   messageicon I will do a lot of things but admitting I'm cold to my wife who told me to bring a warmer jacket isn't one of them...
←Rate | 02-11-2015 10:43 by JEBI Comments (0)  

   messageicon "Hi I'm Kayne West! I survive on your attention. Give me your attention. Hey where you going...I need you attention..."
←Rate | 02-09-2015 14:31 by JEBI Comments (0)  

   messageicon Guys...dont mess up and buy her the wrong brand of vacuum cleaner for Valentines Day this year...
←Rate | 02-09-2015 12:58 by JEBI Comments (0)  

   messageicon Why do you Americans have to involve race in everything? Leave it to the media to put ideas into your minds. The country/world will never know peace until we start referring to each other as human beings. One Love...
←Rate | 12-08-2014 14:50 by JEBI Comments (1)  

   messageicon I recently went to the dentist and he wanted to take a mould of my mouth. When he was done he didn't like the mould so he asked me to do it again. I said "WHAT?! I usually make a good first impression..."
←Rate | 10-16-2014 11:16 by JEBI Comments (0)  

   messageicon Operator: 911 what's your emergency? Caller: My wifes going into labor, I don't know what to do. Operator: Is this her first born? Caller: No, this is her husband.
←Rate | 05-14-2014 11:09 by JEBI Comments (0)  


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