Eddy Funny Status Messages

   Don't forget that today is "small business Saturday" so only subscribe to OnlyFans accounts in your town

   Why do Ziploc bags & trash bags come in a box? I guess the companies can't use bags

   If I subscribe to Amazon Prime, does that mean that I'm "in my prime" ?

   how do you tell the difference between a gator & a croc? gator is a mask while croc is a shoe

   Did you know Adam & Eve had the 1st computer? ...it was an Apple with 1 byte

   the best way to get over a woman is to get under another one

   watching "forensic files" & a commercial comes on about buying life insurance ... know your audience

   i think the word "divorce" should be hyphenated so the 2 halves of the word are separated

   i find it ironic that when you go to the usps website to complain, they tell you to email them

   I can;t afford the "Ring" doorbell so I use "honk" where friends pull up & honk their horn