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Don't forget that today is "small business Saturday" so only subscribe to OnlyFans accounts in your town
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11-26-2022 02:27 by
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Why do Ziploc bags & trash bags come in a box? I guess the companies can't use bags
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10-18-2022 05:01 by
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If I subscribe to Amazon Prime, does that mean that I'm "in my prime" ?
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how do you tell the difference between a gator & a croc? gator is a mask while croc is a shoe
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03-17-2022 14:12 by
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Did you know Adam & Eve had the 1st computer? ...it was an Apple with 1 byte
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01-23-2022 17:40 by
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the best way to get over a woman is to get under another one
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01-11-2022 02:14 by
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watching "forensic files" & a commercial comes on about buying life insurance ... know your audience
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11-20-2021 11:28 by
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i think the word "divorce" should be hyphenated so the 2 halves of the word are separated
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09-07-2021 23:03 by
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i find it ironic that when you go to the usps website to complain, they tell you to email them
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09-07-2021 19:50 by
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I can;t afford the "Ring" doorbell so I use "honk" where friends pull up & honk their horn
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