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   messageicon Don't forget that today is "small business Saturday" so only subscribe to OnlyFans accounts in your town
←Rate | 11-26-2022 02:27 by Eddy Comments (0)  


   messageicon Why do Ziploc bags & trash bags come in a box? I guess the companies can't use bags
←Rate | 10-18-2022 05:01 by Eddy Comments (0)  


   messageicon If I subscribe to Amazon Prime, does that mean that I'm "in my prime" ?
←Rate | 09-26-2022 17:20 by Eddy Comments (0)  


   messageicon how do you tell the difference between a gator & a croc? gator is a mask while croc is a shoe
←Rate | 03-17-2022 14:12 by Eddy Comments (0)  


   messageicon Did you know Adam & Eve had the 1st computer? ...it was an Apple with 1 byte
←Rate | 01-23-2022 17:40 by Eddy Comments (0)  


   messageicon the best way to get over a woman is to get under another one
←Rate | 01-11-2022 02:14 by Eddy Comments (0)  


   messageicon watching "forensic files" & a commercial comes on about buying life insurance ... know your audience
←Rate | 11-20-2021 11:28 by Eddy Comments (0)  


   messageicon i think the word "divorce" should be hyphenated so the 2 halves of the word are separated
←Rate | 09-07-2021 23:03 by Eddy Comments (0)  


   messageicon i find it ironic that when you go to the usps website to complain, they tell you to email them
←Rate | 09-07-2021 19:50 by Eddy Comments (0)  


   messageicon I can;t afford the "Ring" doorbell so I use "honk" where friends pull up & honk their horn
←Rate | 08-17-2021 20:08 by Eddy Comments (0)  



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