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   messageicon My friend is single and middle-aged. I think she might be Catholic. Sorry, I mean cat-holic.
←Rate | 01-16-2024 15:50 by Eddy Comments (0)  

   messageicon If you don't like your coworkers, go to work dressed up like a bear. Tell people "don't poke the bear"
←Rate | 10-20-2023 20:33 by Eddy Comments (0)  

   messageicon When everyone can see you're being a d!(k .... you're a cting like grey sweatpants
←Rate | 09-24-2023 08:23 by Eddy Comments (0)  

   messageicon Pee-Wee Herman died. In lieu of flowers, buy a ticket to the adult movie theater
←Rate | 07-31-2023 20:05 by Eddy Comments (0)  

   messageicon Why do gender reveal parties only surprise you with blue or pink? I've never seen anyone reveal the whole rainbow. Aren't people supposedly "born this way" ?
←Rate | 07-31-2023 12:29 by Eddy Comments (0)  

   messageicon What do you call a snowman in July? ...a puddle
←Rate | 05-30-2023 02:26 by Eddy Comments (0)  

   messageicon When the China balloon was flying across the country, the Government should have used planes and jets to send it to the Seattle space needle
←Rate | 04-17-2023 17:41 by Eddy Comments (0)  

   messageicon Today isn't just for the kids..... it's also an egg hunt for the adults that are procrastinators
←Rate | 04-09-2023 15:14 by Eddy Comments (0)  

   messageicon When a police car circles around to go after the criminal, how do you know it's a police car? .... It just did a donut
←Rate | 03-30-2023 19:12 by Eddy Comments (0)  

   messageicon How did people know when Edison got the idea for the lightbulb? If it didn't exist yet, you wouldn't see a lightbulb above him that he just had an idea
←Rate | 02-27-2023 14:51 by Eddy Comments (0)  


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