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   messageicon People have champagne taste with a beer budget in a materialistic world...
←Rate | 06-25-2011 23:47 by CJ in CALI Comments (0)  


   messageicon “The only trouble with resisting temptation is that you may not get another chance...
←Rate | 06-20-2011 20:38 by CJ in CALI Comments (0)  


   messageicon Ladies: Please dress how you would like to be approached and talked to. Don't dress like a hoe and expect to be treated like a Queen.
←Rate | 06-15-2011 03:59 by CJ in CALI Comments (0)  


   messageicon Dear Internet Users, Someday you will regret not reading me. Sincerely, Terms & Conditions.
←Rate | 06-15-2011 03:56 by CJ in CALI Comments (0)  


   messageicon I dont ask for a blow job because the word job makes it sound like its strenuous physical labor. Instead, I ask for mouth hugs.
←Rate | 06-15-2011 03:53 by CJ in CALI Comments (0)  


   messageicon Best way to get out of a text convo: "The message could not be delivered due to a temporary network setup error. Please try later. Error 2128-226110
←Rate | 06-15-2011 03:49 by CJ in CALI Comments (0)  


   messageicon If I found out I only had a week to live, and could go anywhere in the world, I think I'd go to the hospital because that sounds serious.
←Rate | 06-15-2011 03:47 by CJ in CALI Comments (0)  


   messageicon You might as well do your Christmas hinting early...
←Rate | 06-04-2011 17:49 by CJ in CALI Comments (0)  


   messageicon There is a sacredness in tears. They are not the mark of weakness, but of power. They speak more eloquently than ten thousand tongues. They are messengers of overwhelming grief...and unspeakable love.
←Rate | 06-01-2011 21:19 by CJ in CALI Comments (0)  


   messageicon Give yourself an even greater challenge than the one you are trying to master and you will develop the powers necessary to overcome the original difficulty.
←Rate | 05-17-2011 19:44 by CJ in CALI Comments (0)  



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