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   messageicon No man knows more about women than I do, and I know nothing.
←Rate | 06-08-2011 16:33 by @Torren_T Comments (0)  


   messageicon I don't flirt with women, I flirt with disaster.
←Rate | 03-14-2011 10:43 by @Torren_T Comments (0)  


   messageicon Just got some Tiger's Blood. Thanks Charlie!
←Rate | 03-02-2011 14:34 by @Torren_T Comments (0)  


   messageicon I have the cape... I make whoosh noises...
←Rate | 02-07-2011 12:39 by @Torren_T Comments (0)  


   messageicon A horse walked into a bar. Several people got up and left as they spotted the potential danger in the situation.
←Rate | 01-05-2011 15:45 by @Torren_T Comments (9)  


   messageicon To my Family & Friends. There were probably many times this year when I may have disturbed you, troubled you, pestered you, irritated you, bugged you, or got on your nerves. So today I just wanted to tell you. Suck it up cupcake! There are NO CHANGES plan
←Rate | 12-31-2010 09:04 by @Torren_T Comments (4)  


   messageicon I want an Official Red Ryder Carbine-Action Two-Hundred-Shot Range Model Air Rifle.
←Rate | 12-23-2010 09:01 by @Torren_T Comments (2)  


   messageicon Santa calls me a Ho three times when he sees me. Like he knows me or somethin...
←Rate | 12-08-2010 16:59 by @Torren_T Comments (0)  


   messageicon Expect the entire internet to run slower for a while. 11 million nerds are sucking up the bandwidth to experience the Cataclysm.
←Rate | 12-07-2010 09:28 by @Torren_T Comments (0)  


   messageicon I'm about to overdose on Christmas music...
←Rate | 12-01-2010 10:45 by @Torren_T Comments (0)  



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