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   messageicon If she drinks apple juice she is too young for you bro
←Rate | 08-21-2011 18:09 by 706 Comments (0)  


   messageicon I taught myself how to drive by playing GTA San Andreas! THUG LIFE
←Rate | 07-21-2011 00:35 by 706 Comments (0)  


   messageicon if you don't want to be a full time daddy put that thing on your pants
←Rate | 07-14-2011 18:28 by 706 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Let the fireworks begin!!!
←Rate | 07-04-2011 21:23 by 706 Comments (0)  


   messageicon I wish I could talk like fez from the 70 show. "good day, I said good day
←Rate | 06-30-2011 22:01 by 706 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Ohhhh noooo, I have to wake up 4am to work. Damn minimum wage
←Rate | 06-22-2011 22:13 by 706 Comments (0)  


   messageicon The akward moment when your college teacher gave you a dead line date for an essay, so you forgot to do it, so you do it at the last day and end up getting a higher grade than your classmates. "THUG LIFE"
←Rate | 06-16-2011 23:45 by 706 Comments (0)  


   messageicon I'm not a Quitter. I'm might not accomplish these things, but I'll never quit.
←Rate | 06-01-2011 18:27 by 706 Comments (0)  


   messageicon IM SO BAD. I BROKE 3 LAWS LESS THAN 35 SECONDS. I RAN A RED LIGHT, I WAS GOING 60 IN A 45, AND I SAID THE F WORD. #THUG LIFE
←Rate | 04-11-2011 22:18 by 706 Comments (0)  



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