Funny Status Messages and Tweets

Funny Status Messages for Facebook, Discord, and Whatsapp and funny tweets for Twitter.

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   messageicon 2023: Where pizza crusts are made from chicken, hamburgers are made from plants, and milk is made from nuts.
←Rate | 06-01-2023 12:43 by FezzeeLarry Comments (0)  

   messageicon Instagram: A display of women with zero self-respect and we men are ecstatic over it.
←Rate | 06-01-2023 12:03 by Manly-Man Comments (0)  

   messageicon They say do something today that makes the world a better place….so I’m getting drunk.
←Rate | 06-01-2023 05:59 Comments (0)  

   messageicon Sorry I yelled “pull” when you released doves at your wedding this past Saturday..
←Rate | 05-30-2023 15:47 Comments (0)  

   messageicon Camp Lejeune bottled water is now outselling Bud Lite.
←Rate | 05-30-2023 14:30 Comments (0)  

   messageicon What do you call a snowman in July? ...a puddle
←Rate | 05-30-2023 02:26 by Eddy Comments (0)  

   messageicon Meet hook the roofie
←Rate | 05-29-2023 14:58 Comments (0)  

   messageicon Drugs are not the answer. Unless the question is "What are you in for?"
←Rate | 05-28-2023 07:46 Comments (0)  

   messageicon I have trouble always mixing my metaphors. I don't know why. It's not rocket surgery.
←Rate | 05-28-2023 07:43 Comments (0)  

   messageicon I planned to graduate Camping School but I failed Tent Grade.
←Rate | 05-27-2023 07:06 Comments (0)  


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