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2023: Where pizza crusts are made from chicken, hamburgers are made from plants, and milk is made from nuts.
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06-01-2023 12:43 by
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Instagram: A display of women with zero self-respect and we men are ecstatic over it.
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06-01-2023 12:03 by
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They say do something today that makes the world a better place….so I’m getting drunk.
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06-01-2023 05:59
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Sorry I yelled “pull” when you released doves at your wedding this past Saturday..
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05-30-2023 15:47
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Camp Lejeune bottled water is now outselling Bud Lite.
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05-30-2023 14:30
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What do you call a snowman in July? ...a puddle
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05-30-2023 02:26 by
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Meet hook the roofie
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05-29-2023 14:58
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Drugs are not the answer. Unless the question is "What are you in for?"
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05-28-2023 07:46
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I have trouble always mixing my metaphors. I don't know why. It's not rocket surgery.
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05-28-2023 07:43
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I planned to graduate Camping School but I failed Tent Grade.
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05-27-2023 07:06
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