Funny Status Messages and Tweets

Funny Status Messages for Facebook, Discord, and Whatsapp and funny tweets for Twitter.

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   messageicon There's nothing sadder than seeing someone parroting an insult from a man who doesn't want to act his age.
←Rate | 10-26-2021 20:03 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Who else thinks the Brandon should be 2021 man of the year?
←Rate | 10-26-2021 16:55 by JohnDean Comments (0)  


   messageicon I was going to dress up like sleepy joe this year for Halloween, but my head would'n't fit up my arse.
←Rate | 10-26-2021 10:57 Comments (0)  


   messageicon My wife thinks I’m crazy. But I’m not the one who married me.
←Rate | 10-26-2021 10:56 Comments (0)  


   messageicon In what world does a box of macaroni and cheese serve 4 people?
←Rate | 10-26-2021 10:54 Comments (0)  


   messageicon I'm so dumb, I thought Johnny Cash was a pay toilet.
←Rate | 10-25-2021 23:38 by Ef-Az-Zzee Comments (0)  


   messageicon I end all my sentences with "Just saying.." because ending them with "You Idiot .." would probably be considered offensive.
←Rate | 10-25-2021 18:47 Comments (0)  


   messageicon The only thing that stops a bad actor with a gun is a good actor with a gun.
←Rate | 10-25-2021 18:03 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Biden has no brain. Just a skull filled with cerebrospinal fluid powered by a weak 9 volt battery.
←Rate | 10-25-2021 11:13 by Ef-Az-Zzee Comments (0)  


   messageicon At the end of the day, a man who identifies as a woman is still a man who identifies as a woman.
←Rate | 10-25-2021 08:32 Comments (0)  



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