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   messageicon Facebook going green? Because I'm seeing a lot of people reusing the quotes.
←Rate | 05-30-2012 17:47 by vicky manuja Comments (0)  


   messageicon It's absolutely hilarious when an idiot tries to convince you and themselves that Android handsets are better than an iPhone.
←Rate | 05-30-2012 17:49 by vicky manuja Comments (0)  


   messageicon Steve Jobs was born out of wedlock, put up for adoption at birth, fired from the company in 1985, dropped out of college, then changed the world. What's your excuse?
←Rate | 05-30-2012 17:50 by vicky manuja Comments (1)  


   messageicon Mess with me? I'll let karma do its job. Mess with my family? I'll become karma.
←Rate | 05-30-2012 18:10 by vicky manuja Comments (0)  


   messageicon “No officer, there is no blood in my alcohol system.”
←Rate | 06-28-2012 09:42 by vicky manuja Comments (0)  


   messageicon Take your time, because relationships that start fast, end fast.
←Rate | 06-28-2012 11:36 by vicky manuja Comments (0)  


   messageicon Make good memories today, so that you can have a good past.
←Rate | 06-29-2012 17:51 by vicky manuja Comments (0)  


   messageicon You can't control love. That's the best and worst part of it.
←Rate | 07-24-2012 06:02 by vicky manuja Comments (0)  


   messageicon Did anyone else notice the sound if you click the like button on my status?
←Rate | 07-24-2012 06:06 by vicky manuja Comments (0)  


   messageicon If all men are the same, why do women take so long to choose one?
←Rate | 07-24-2012 06:06 by vicky manuja Comments (0)  


   messageicon They should make untangling headphones an olympic sport.
←Rate | 07-27-2012 16:54 by vicky manuja Comments (0)  


   messageicon If parents say, "Never take candy from strangers" then why do we celebrate Halloween?
←Rate | 10-30-2012 17:07 by Vicky Manuja Comments (0)  


   messageicon Life is a Kaleidoscope after few beers! *Sunday Closed*
←Rate | 08-28-2013 14:03 by vicky manuja Comments (0)  


   messageicon No one is ever bored enough to start studying.
←Rate | 08-28-2013 14:03 by vicky manuja Comments (0)  


   messageicon I go tweetless when I see you.
←Rate | 08-28-2013 14:03 by vicky manuja Comments (0)  


   messageicon I believe I can find my soul mate in #TomorrowLand
←Rate | 08-28-2013 14:04 by vicky manuja Comments (0)  


   messageicon Karma has no menu. You get served what you deserve..
←Rate | 08-28-2013 14:05 by vicky manuja Comments (0)  



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