sully Funny Status Messages

Sort:  Recent   |   Oldest   |   Rating

Search Messages:

Search results for status messages containing 'sully': View All Messages
Page: 1 of 20

   messageicon was preparing for Sunday, but I just realized that post-rapture looting makes no sense because so many of us will still be here. Particularly people in public office and law enforcement.... : (
←Rate | 05-17-2011 16:26 by Sully Comments (0)  

   messageicon Just choked on someone's fart cloud in the computer lab. The Rapture can't come soon enough.
←Rate | 05-18-2011 06:38 by Sully Comments (0)  

   messageicon The sucky thing about rapture is that I was totally going to start a workout regime THAT NIGHT. Stupid end of days.
←Rate | 05-18-2011 06:41 by Sully Comments (0)  

   messageicon Rapture Prank: Put small piles of clothes around local churches the morning of 5/22 & record reactions : )
←Rate | 05-18-2011 07:11 by Sully Comments (0)  

   messageicon Maybe this Mississippi flooding is part of the rapture thing? Has anyone thought about building an ark???
←Rate | 05-18-2011 07:42 by Sully Comments (0)  

   messageicon I'm hoping for some good job openings I can fill when people leave for the Rapture.
←Rate | 05-18-2011 13:51 by Sully Comments (0)  

   messageicon I hope that James Earl Jones will be narrating the rapture.....
←Rate | 05-18-2011 15:07 by Sully Comments (0)  

   messageicon Rapture Tip: Bring a trash bag to collect left behind clothes . You'll only have a couple hours before the best stuff is picked over.
←Rate | 05-18-2011 16:09 by Sully Comments (0)  

   messageicon Good morning : ) I was thinking...What if the Rapture happens and you're in the middle of a poo? You'll be floating up to heaven, pooing on everyone below you.......
←Rate | 05-20-2011 06:05 by Sully Comments (0)  

   messageicon My Born Again Christian friend with the Porsche is wondering why I've been following him around all morning........
←Rate | 05-20-2011 11:44 by Sully Comments (0)  

   messageicon RIP Macho Man. He must of had an early boarding pass for the rapture. You will be missed......
←Rate | 05-20-2011 13:24 by Sully Comments (0)  

   messageicon Hey guy's, I just found out that The Rapture might be delayed. Apparently God is waiting on his crops to be ready on Farmville first..........
←Rate | 05-21-2011 14:18 by sully Comments (0)  

   messageicon A condom? Come on baby... it's the rapture!
←Rate | 05-21-2011 14:45 by sully Comments (0)  

   messageicon FYI - I just opened washing machine and found clothes, but no one was wearing them. Rapture, anyone???
←Rate | 05-21-2011 15:28 by sully Comments (0)  

   messageicon It would be pretty cool if, on her last show, Oprah ripped off a mask and it was Michael Jackson.
←Rate | 05-25-2011 12:24 by sully Comments (0)  

   messageicon Congrats to Kim Kardashian & Reggie Bush uh Cristiano Ronaldo, I mean Nick Cannon? Nick Lachey? Ray J? Miles Austin? Oh Kris Humphries.......
←Rate | 05-25-2011 13:38 by sully Comments (0)  

   messageicon Happy Hurricane Season.......
←Rate | 06-01-2011 05:19 by sully Comments (0)  

   messageicon I can say with CERTITUDE.. When you Twitpic your junk, there's bound to be trouble...Weinergate 2011
←Rate | 06-02-2011 08:02 by sully Comments (0)  

   messageicon Don't blame Congressman Weiner. He was hacked by his evil twin Oscar Meyer.....
←Rate | 06-02-2011 11:02 by sully Comments (0)  

   messageicon Why haven't we seen a photo of Rep. Weiner's backside? Can't have a wiener without a bun.......Right??
←Rate | 06-02-2011 12:35 by sully Comments (0)  


[Search Results] [View All Messages]
Submit your own funny facebook status message here:
Status Message:

... characters left