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   messageicon Eminem and Bruno Mars mixed together would a yummy candy bar
←Rate | 08-24-2011 22:39 by missxtina Comments (0)  


   messageicon You know you love someone when you talk to them on the phone while you're on the toilet
←Rate | 11-03-2011 00:33 by missxtina Comments (0)  


   messageicon Just curious and not really sure why people like goin to strip clubs...you realize you're paying a girl to pretend to be interested in you?... :)
←Rate | 11-08-2011 19:43 by missxtina Comments (0)  


   messageicon If my boyfriend doesn't stop snoring I'm going to fart in his face.
←Rate | 11-08-2011 20:30 by missxtina Comments (0)  


   messageicon The sex was getting really hot...until he pulled out his Yoda pillow...
←Rate | 11-08-2011 20:44 by missxtina Comments (0)  


   messageicon garlic burps are sexy.
←Rate | 11-08-2011 20:51 by missxtina Comments (0)  



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