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   messageicon Look up the word "idiot" in the dictionary and you know what you'll find? The definition of idiot, you idiot.
←Rate | 08-09-2010 14:35 by marqattacks Comments (0)  

   messageicon I hate to break it to you, fatty, but shaving and leaving just a line of facial hair along your jaw line is not going to make your double chin disappear, it'll make you look even fatter.
←Rate | 12-23-2010 00:31 by marqattacks Comments (0)  

   messageicon Beer companies keep telling you to think when you drink, but they think is that when you drink you can still think. The truth is, when you drink you can't think. So before you drink, think-- then don't drink.
←Rate | 12-31-2010 03:22 by marqattacks Comments (0)  

   messageicon Your iPhone alarm didn't work? Well, as my great grandfather used to say on his deathbed, shortly before his demise....."too bad."
←Rate | 01-03-2011 20:30 by marqattacks Comments (0)  

   messageicon Dear Hotel Decorator, why do you insist on putting the coffee maker next to the toilet?
←Rate | 01-06-2011 22:31 by marqattacks Comments (2)  

   messageicon Am I the only one that uses the bristles on an esclalator to brush your shoes?
←Rate | 01-17-2011 16:00 by marqattacks Comments (0)  

   messageicon I didn't sleep that well last night, there must have been a pea under my mattress.
←Rate | 01-24-2011 16:10 by marqattacks Comments (0)  


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