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   messageicon I found a pillbug. He curled into a ball. That's how he rolls.
←Rate | 06-28-2011 20:12 by GLT23 Comments (0)  


   messageicon If you ask for my opinion, don't get upset when I give it to you.
←Rate | 09-06-2011 21:25 by glt23 Comments (0)  


   messageicon My box of animal crackers says "May contain nuts." So I'm inspecting each animal before I eat it...just in case.
←Rate | 10-06-2011 19:17 by glt23 Comments (0)  


   messageicon i don't know much about politics...but what's with this ohio cactus thing?
←Rate | 01-03-2012 20:12 by glt23 Comments (0)  


   messageicon my wife said I drink too much and don't exercise enough. So I stole her pedometer. Half mile so far from the living room to the fridge!
←Rate | 10-11-2012 22:48 by glt23 Comments (0)  



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