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is single...but you're welcome to change that as long as your female and emotionally stable without the use of medication.
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10-13-2010 18:59 by ff1241
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thinking up new and creative ways to kill zombies.
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10-17-2010 20:28 by ff1241
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Was asked if I really believe in zombies. I informed him that no, zombies are not real and that its just a pop culture thing. He then walked away pleased with answer I had given him. Now I can't wait to see the look on his face when the next zombie outbre
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10-20-2010 14:50 by ff1241
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says If two morons fall in love I could care less, but for the love of God please DON'T reproduce and make more of you. There are enough idiots in this world without you making more.
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10-22-2010 17:34 by ff1241
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I wish cleaning the house was as easy as cleaning out my email.
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10-28-2010 14:28 by ff1241
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after watching "The Walking Dead" premiere tonight on AMC. I'm going to dream about zombies tonight. Its okay becasue with my skills I'm sure I'll be the zombies nightmare.
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11-01-2010 03:33 by ff1241
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Zombie hunting, It't not just a sport, its survival!
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11-10-2010 18:08 by ff1241
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so awesome that "The Most Interesting Man in The World" is jealous.
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11-14-2010 21:29 by ff1241
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AR15 rifle with scope- $1,600, 900 Rds of Lake City XM193 AF 5.56 loaded in 30 magazines $600, Emergency food suplies $1000, Cost of everything during the zombie apocalypse = Priceless
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11-14-2010 22:01 by ff1241
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was looking for a date on Craigs list only to find out that "420 friendly" did not stand for maximum weight limit.
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11-18-2010 22:48 by ff1241
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Drinking is a problem only if you're not good at it. To me, everything you listed is proof that I am very good at it.”
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12-01-2010 02:54 by ff1241
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I'm sorry, I can't hear you over the sound of how awesome I am. Please speak up.
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12-01-2010 02:55 by ff1241
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If this were Lord of the Flies, you'd be dead already.
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12-01-2010 03:19 by ff1241
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You look like the type of person who would criticize a misspelling in a suicide note.
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12-01-2010 03:21 by ff1241
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If your on a dating website and didn't post a picture of yourself. It should be mandatory to disclose the amount of teeth you will show up with in you mouth on the first date.
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12-01-2010 13:24 by ff1241
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Fact: Soccer is a game invented by European ladies to pass the time while their husbands cooked dinner. Go practice your throw-ins, you cheese-eating surrender monkey!
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12-01-2010 21:56 by ff1241
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Ladies, you can't be the first, but you can be the next.
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12-01-2010 21:58 by ff1241
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Look, here's the deal: If you're into immature, sexually compulsive men who drink too much and need to be the center of attention at all times, you are going to find me very attractive.
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12-01-2010 22:30 by ff1241
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Because I have a bullhorn and you do not! Your fancy book learnin' should've taught you that the strong do what they want, and the weak endure what they must.
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12-01-2010 22:58 by ff1241
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Again, I can't hear you, because… I HAVE A BULLHORN
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12-01-2010 22:59 by ff1241
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