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   messageicon Dance music can be traced back to medieval times when a farmer dropped some heavy beets
←Rate | 07-23-2010 01:24 by catdish Comments (0)  


   messageicon was so depressed last night that I called Lifeline. I got through to a call centre in Afghanistan. I told them I was suicidal - they got all excited and asked if I could drive a truck.
←Rate | 07-23-2010 01:24 by catdish Comments (0)  


   messageicon a totally down-to-earth chick because, you know...gravity.
←Rate | 07-23-2010 01:25 by catdish Comments (0)  


   messageicon can't wait until Weight Watchers releases its own line of booze
←Rate | 07-23-2010 01:26 by catdish Comments (1)  


   messageicon thinks there's no substitute for research quite like making sh*t up.
←Rate | 07-23-2010 01:27 by catdish Comments (0)  


   messageicon thinks that nutritional information should simply tell you the amount of exercise required to burn off whatever it is you're about to consume.
←Rate | 07-23-2010 01:27 by catdish Comments (0)  


   messageicon Hear no evil, see no evil, speak no evil...and you'll never land a job working for a women's magazine.
←Rate | 07-23-2010 01:28 by catdish Comments (0)  


   messageicon The law of heredity is that all undesirable traits come from the other parent.
←Rate | 07-23-2010 01:29 by catdish Comments (0)  


   messageicon thinks that a perfect parent is a person with excellent child-rearing theories and no actual children
←Rate | 07-23-2010 01:29 by catdish Comments (0)  


   messageicon used to have a fear of hurdles, but I got over it.
←Rate | 07-23-2010 01:35 by catdish Comments (0)  


   messageicon went to buy some camouflage trousers the other day, but couldn't find any
←Rate | 07-23-2010 01:46 by catdish Comments (0)  


   messageicon Some people say "If you can't beat them, join them". I say "If you can't beat them, beat them", because they will be expecting you to join them, so you will have the element of surprise
←Rate | 07-23-2010 01:48 by catdish Comments (0)  



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