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   messageicon Bristol Palin is payed as an Abstinence Ambassador... Great, now if we can only get Charlie Sheen to speak on alcohol awareness
←Rate | 04-07-2011 13:34 by tonez Comments (0)  

   messageicon Damn the government is about to shut down, radio active water in the sea, and the real kicker no NFL.... Yep, Nostradamus is laughing somewhere
←Rate | 04-07-2011 23:08 by tonez Comments (0)  

   messageicon I tried to walk into target today but I missed
←Rate | 04-23-2011 08:43 by tonez Comments (0)  

   messageicon Stupid Question: When people see you lying down with your eyes closed they still ask: "Are you sleeping?" Smartass Answer - "No, I'm training to die!"
←Rate | 05-19-2011 22:29 by tonez Comments (0)  

   messageicon Watching the x games, live on the toilet on espn, on my iphone... The future is here ppl
←Rate | 07-30-2011 14:10 by Tonez Comments (0)  

   messageicon think of a number, double it, add six, half it, take away the number you started with, your answer is three
←Rate | 09-24-2011 12:39 by Tonez Comments (1)  

   messageicon The sad moment when you are playing hide and go seek.. you have the best hiding spot... you have to go pee
←Rate | 09-24-2011 12:50 by Tonez Comments (0)  

   messageicon I dont care if it is 5 min. till the bell.... I am packing up now !!!!
←Rate | 09-24-2011 12:52 by Tonez Comments (0)  

   messageicon am I the only one when my mom enters the room while I am on the computer, switch to goole and just stare at it?
←Rate | 09-24-2011 12:53 by Tonez Comments (0)  

   messageicon the akward moment when you are at a funeral and your phone rings.. you ring tone is "I will survive".
←Rate | 09-24-2011 12:55 by Tonez Comments (0)  

   messageicon if you want to post akward moment jokes and not have it redirect spell "akward wrong"
←Rate | 09-24-2011 12:59 by Tonez Comments (0)  

   messageicon the fail moment when you are checking out a girl and he turns around
←Rate | 09-27-2011 21:37 by Tonez Comments (0)  

   messageicon Lazy rule #526272828000: I take short cuts that are longer than the long cuts just because I think they are shorter
←Rate | 12-31-2011 10:29 by Tonez Comments (0)  

   messageicon Beer can with a british accent sounds like bacon with a jamaican accent
←Rate | 03-02-2012 12:17 by Tonez Comments (0)  


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