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   messageicon Some people wait their entire life for their ship to come in, not realizing that they are standing in an airport..
←Rate | 10-28-2010 11:07 by The Piper Comments (0)  


   messageicon Don't steal, don't lie, don't cheat. The government hates competition!
←Rate | 10-30-2010 19:13 by The Piper Comments (0)  


   messageicon When I'm watching a 3D movie I take the glasses off for a second to see the difference.
←Rate | 11-13-2011 14:43 by The piper Comments (0)  


   messageicon Roses are red, violets are blue, I hate rhyming, make me a sandwich.
←Rate | 11-14-2011 06:59 by The piper Comments (0)  


   messageicon I was on a plane today. The stewardess said, "would you like some headphones?" I said, "sure, but how did you know my name was Phones?"
←Rate | 12-08-2011 05:32 by The piper Comments (0)  


   messageicon Facebook just suggested I be friends with my ex. I marked it 'Offensive
←Rate | 12-11-2011 21:56 by The piper Comments (0)  


   messageicon I asked my Heart : Why can't I Sleep at Night? My Heart told me : Because you have already Slept in the Afternoon. Don't act like you are in Love !
←Rate | 12-17-2011 10:03 by The piper Comments (0)  


   messageicon Whenever one office door closes, 50 browser windows open
←Rate | 02-15-2012 09:47 by The Piper Comments (0)  


   messageicon I can't see an end, I have no control and I don't think there's any escape, I don't even have a home anymore...Definitely time for a new keyboard.
←Rate | 02-15-2012 09:49 by The Piper Comments (0)  



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