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   messageicon I shot Big Foot and dumped him in the ocean before I could get any pictures.
←Rate | 05-03-2011 11:09 by silhouette Comments (0)  


   messageicon Fellas......if she wears bracelettes she's most likely in to handcuffs too. Run like hell.
←Rate | 09-06-2013 12:33 by Silhouette Comments (0)  


   messageicon Kissing a sleeping woman in an animated Disney movie, romantic.....but do it on a bus and the judge doesn't agree.
←Rate | 12-15-2013 22:32 by silhouette Comments (0)  


   messageicon Merry Christmas......now that this is out of the way....I can justify the rest of my day with alcohol and shenanigans.
←Rate | 12-25-2013 03:10 by Silhouette Comments (0)  


   messageicon Thank you everyone who group text me with Merry Christmas. I just woke up to hundreds of "you too" texts from people I don't know....fml
←Rate | 12-25-2013 19:18 by silhouette Comments (0)  


   messageicon Am I the only person who will admit to intentionally peeing outside when it is cold just because I think it is neat to watch the steam rise?
←Rate | 12-29-2013 22:47 by Silhouette Comments (0)  


   messageicon did anyone else besides me use a brown marker to draw nipples on the neighborhood girls Barbies when they were kids?
←Rate | 01-11-2014 11:26 by silhouette Comments (0)  


   messageicon if I hear one more person say "its not that kind of party...put your pants back on"....i'm gonna lose it.
←Rate | 02-16-2014 16:36 by silhouette Comments (0)  



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