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   messageicon Every time I see that one mattress commercial that attempts to gross you out by saying your mattress doubles in weight after 8 years due to dust mites, sweat and dead skin. I always think to myself, why leave out the big contributing factor? Happy Endings
←Rate | 06-23-2010 15:25 by Raymond Comments (0)  


   messageicon It's so hot outside! I'm sweating like Jessica Simpson in a spelling bee!
←Rate | 07-05-2012 11:06 by Raymond Comments (0)  


   messageicon Give a man a fish and he can eat for a day. Give a women a Facebook account and she can complain about self inflicted drama and fill up your newsfeed.
←Rate | 07-06-2012 13:58 by Raymond Comments (0)  



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