Omar Ayub Funny Status Messages



Sort:  Recent   |   Oldest   |   Rating


Search Messages:
[Clear]

Search results for status messages containing 'Omar Ayub': View All Messages
Page: 1 of 1

   messageicon Catholic paramount rule: "If it feels good, it's bad."
←Rate | 09-13-2010 23:07 by Omar Ayub Comments (0)  


   messageicon I like science. I know for a fact that you have 206 bones, and if you would like one more, I'd be glad to do it.
←Rate | 09-16-2010 15:32 by Omar Ayub Comments (1)  


   messageicon No one ever is as good looking as his/her profile pic, and as ugly as his/her driving license.
←Rate | 07-15-2011 20:17 by Omar Ayub Comments (0)  


   messageicon "I wasn't that drunk." "Dude, you asked your girlfriend if she was single."
←Rate | 07-17-2011 12:32 by Omar Ayub Comments (0)  


   messageicon In life, there are three things you should not break: a heart, a promise, and a condom!
←Rate | 07-23-2011 14:27 by Omar Ayub Comments (0)  


   messageicon Y.O.L.O You Obviously Love Oreos
←Rate | 04-09-2012 03:47 by Omar Ayub Comments (0)  



«Previous
1

[Search Results] [View All Messages]
Submit your own funny facebook status message here:
Name:
Status Message:

... characters left