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   messageicon Bleeched blonde hair, fake nails, fake tan, fake eye lashes.. and yet they wonder why they can't find a "real" man.
←Rate | 02-05-2011 14:13 by Mudda Comments (0)  


   messageicon That unnecessary music they play in scary movies that is scarier than the actual movie
←Rate | 05-17-2011 03:42 by Mudda Comments (0)  


   messageicon When a girl cancels a date she cancels it because she has to. When a boy cancels a date he cancels it because he has two
←Rate | 05-17-2011 03:42 by Mudda Comments (0)  


   messageicon 69% of people; find something DIRTY in every sentence
←Rate | 05-17-2011 03:43 by Mudda Comments (0)  


   messageicon Dude chill, it's GYM, not the olympics
←Rate | 05-17-2011 15:48 by Mudda Comments (0)  


   messageicon *girl look's at her moms drivers license* Girl: Mom, I know why dad left you! mom: Oh yeah, why? Girl: Because you got an F in sex.
←Rate | 05-24-2011 16:13 by Mudda Comments (0)  


   messageicon That Awkward Moment When: An Emo Goes To Mcdonalds And Orders A Happy Meal
←Rate | 05-24-2011 16:51 by Mudda Comments (0)  


   messageicon Dear boys with no shirt in their profile picture, I like your phone. Sincerely, hunny you have no abs
←Rate | 06-02-2011 15:44 by Mudda Comments (0)  


   messageicon just read the thermometer and it read "stay in the house" ..
←Rate | 06-14-2011 03:32 by Mudda Comments (0)  


   messageicon no, I don't think I can help you with that. I have to go walk my dog. and I can only deal with one b!tch at a time
←Rate | 07-10-2011 15:24 by Mudda Comments (0)  


   messageicon ORGANISM.. you read that wrong the first time didn't you...
←Rate | 07-15-2011 13:53 by Mudda Comments (0)  


   messageicon What a lovely shade of slut you are wearing today.
←Rate | 07-16-2011 06:34 by Mudda Comments (0)  


   messageicon why is it that people like to sit in the front seat of the car, but the back seat of the bus?
←Rate | 08-29-2011 18:02 by Mudda Comments (0)  


   messageicon When I have children I'm going to make them watch the movie 2012 and tell them I survived that
←Rate | 09-18-2011 15:26 by Mudda Comments (0)  


   messageicon Keep your head high, but your middle finger higher
←Rate | 10-01-2011 16:39 by Mudda Comments (0)  


   messageicon A slut can't count to 70 because her mouth is full at 69
←Rate | 10-11-2011 13:27 by Mudda Comments (0)  


   messageicon i wish my grades smoked weed, so they would get higher
←Rate | 01-23-2012 04:53 by Mudda Comments (0)  



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