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   messageicon The police came by to tell me that my dogs have been chasing people on bicycles. I said, “My dogs don’t even own bicycles!”
←Rate | 04-29-2021 16:50 by Mr.Matt Comments (0)  


   messageicon I always wondered if songbirds get mad at hummingbirds for not knowing the lyrics...
←Rate | 04-29-2021 18:22 by Mr.Matt Comments (0)  


   messageicon If Uranus had a country called Europe, you'd be European from Uranus.
←Rate | 05-02-2021 08:37 by Mr.Matt Comments (0)  



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