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   messageicon 1852 was a great year, they found the cure for stupidity .... a smith and wesson
←Rate | 05-25-2010 21:44 by Mr. Ryan Comments (0)  

   messageicon Ok so everyone was bustin' Bush for hurricane Katrina in new orleans .... now where the hell is obama when we're having the biggest natural disaster in history .... its been 6 weeks, wtf is he doin besides watching the playoffs
←Rate | 06-06-2010 08:21 by Mr. Ryan Comments (6)  

   messageicon if there's a camera flash in the picture, she's prolly too ugly for you bro!
←Rate | 09-09-2011 12:07 by Mr. Ryan Comments (0)  

   messageicon Heard you like bad boys .... Well, I'm not trying to impress you or anything, but when Disney Channel asked me to go to their website with my parents permission, I didn't ask my parents.
←Rate | 12-12-2011 12:57 by Mr. Ryan Comments (0)  

   messageicon As I was watching the Lion King, I thought to myself .... So its ok for a monkey to hold a baby over a ledge, but when Micheal Jackson did it, all of a sudden there was a problem.
←Rate | 12-13-2011 13:36 by Mr. Ryan Comments (0)  

   messageicon talk is cheap, but I guess that's the only thing your broke ass can afford
←Rate | 12-15-2011 12:10 by Mr. Ryan Comments (0)  

   messageicon Some of these girls posting "I'm ugly", "fml", "hmu" should just change their status to, “demands attention”. #GEToverYOURSELF
←Rate | 03-01-2012 10:06 by Mr. Ryan Comments (0)  


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