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   messageicon I don't get it?? How are dead people making new songs? On the radio it just said MJs new tune? It's the same with 2pac? Great skills... It's gonna be the same when I kick the bucket, I'm still gonna update Facebook
←Rate | 11-15-2010 11:17 by Memz Comments (0)  

   messageicon Some sick f##ks in this world I tell you.. That sicko in Norway who killed 87 kids needs to be given the same treatment.. Line him up and 86 members of his vile family and torture them until they cry for mercy and then finish them off.
←Rate | 07-23-2011 05:51 by Memz Comments (2)  

   messageicon Shagged this model who works for Abercrombie & Fitch last night... She was amazing, them new mannequins are so realistic!
←Rate | 09-25-2011 14:29 by Memz Comments (0)  

   messageicon Its funny that when you put a depressing status on Facebook some people actually like it?.. "Im feeling down and going to jump off a bridge" ... 10 people like this?..WTF!!!
←Rate | 09-30-2011 08:53 by Memz Comments (1)  

   messageicon Sitting on the bus and some twat sitting next to me has decided to play vile raggarage on his loud speaker... I'm gonna either headbutt him or just return fire with some pavarotti
←Rate | 09-30-2011 13:10 by Memz Comments (0)  

   messageicon Why do people add me on Facebook and never say anything? ... Just hanging around watching like a rapist in a van
←Rate | 10-13-2011 15:19 by Memz Comments (0)  

   messageicon some song lyrics are just so wrong.. "I drove all night to get to you, is that alright? I drove all night, crept in your room Woke you from your sleep, to make love to you Is that alright?"...No Roy, it was not alright at all!!!
←Rate | 10-22-2011 14:31 by Memz Comments (0)  

   messageicon In life it doesn't matter what people say about you... Most of them f##kers dont even know the real you, so who gives a toss what a bunch of sad twisted plebs think... The people who love and respect you the most know the person you really are.
←Rate | 10-23-2011 11:47 by Memz Comments (0)  

   messageicon The kids are gonna be shtting themselves after trick or treating at my house tonight......Chocolate laxatives are the best.
←Rate | 10-31-2011 16:29 by Memz Comments (0)  

   messageicon Some woman has just said to me... Oh it's the last day of November, are you going to be shaving your tash"... No darling I'm keeping it, what about yours ?
←Rate | 11-30-2011 12:19 by Memz Comments (0)  

   messageicon Dear Santa, I would like a thin body and a fat bank account. Don't mix it up this year!
←Rate | 12-24-2011 10:51 by Memz Comments (0)  

   messageicon Welcome to Facebook Timeline....Ended at midnight 31 December 2011
←Rate | 01-01-2012 05:22 by Memz Comments (0)  

   messageicon I remember 2011 like it was yesterday
←Rate | 01-01-2012 05:45 by Memz Comments (0)  

   messageicon It's snowing in East London at the moment...First white thing I've seen all day.
←Rate | 02-04-2012 16:19 by Memz Comments (0)  

   messageicon Don't you wish people could be like money? So you could hold them up to the sun and see which ones are fake and which are real?
←Rate | 03-15-2012 10:20 by Memz Comments (0)  

   messageicon No, no, no. I'm not insulting you. I'm describing you.
←Rate | 07-11-2012 15:51 by Memz Comments (0)  

   messageicon Don't judge me for being materialistic until you've walked a mile in my fantastic Gucci suede shoes.
←Rate | 12-27-2012 16:58 by Memz Comments (0)  

   messageicon If Monday was a person it would be a fat ginger girl who likes horses and tells the teacher when you cheat.
←Rate | 09-09-2013 13:37 by Memz Comments (0)  


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