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   messageicon - Jesus saves. Moses gets the puck. He shoots! HE SCORES!!!!
←Rate | 12-21-2009 00:56 by Jay Comments (0)  


   messageicon can no longer play Scrabble. Turns out he has Irritable Vowel Syndrome...
←Rate | 01-02-2010 11:47 by Jay Comments (0)  


   messageicon We need Facebook Dummies Asap..Because Some OF Yall Say the Dumbest Shi...
←Rate | 01-30-2010 12:44 by jay Comments (0)  


   messageicon We need Facebook for Dummies Asap..Because Some OF Yall Say the Dumbest Shi...
←Rate | 01-30-2010 12:45 by jay Comments (0)  


   messageicon wonders if when the inventor of the bong came up with the idea, did a black light appear above his head?
←Rate | 05-10-2010 22:44 by Jay Comments (0)  


   messageicon thinks that bread is to ducks as dollars are to strippers, ya feed one and three are waiting next in line..
←Rate | 05-27-2010 08:46 by Jay Comments (0)  


   messageicon saw a whino eating grapes. I was like "Whoa, buddy. You have to wait....."
←Rate | 06-30-2010 12:50 by Jay Comments (0)  


   messageicon We already won, we already won, we get Lebron James, it's already done...NOT.
←Rate | 10-26-2010 22:24 by Jay Comments (0)  


   messageicon - Awesome high speed chase on FoxNews ending with the guy ramming the back of a tanker truck carrying Orange Juice. Anyone else find it ironic that O.J. actually STOPPED a high speed chase????
←Rate | 11-17-2010 11:23 by Jay Comments (0)  


   messageicon - in memory of Joh Lennon who died 30 years ago today. Did you know the only vegetable he ate was brocolli? I'm happy he finally decided to give peas a chance...
←Rate | 12-08-2010 08:14 by Jay Comments (2)  


   messageicon word of the day: Dictate. You can use it in a sentence like "My girfriend says my dictate good"
←Rate | 03-02-2011 03:33 by Jay Comments (0)  


   messageicon Moms are really very clever!! within the first 10 minutes of visitng her, she read my mind better than I ever read it myself! I could never be a real man just like my own mother.. love you mom!! :-)
←Rate | 04-06-2011 18:00 by Jay Comments (0)  


   messageicon needs a facebook button that says 'stfu already'
←Rate | 05-13-2011 11:30 by jay Comments (0)  


   messageicon Arch West, the creator of Doritos, has passed away at the age of 97. Do you think he'll have a triangle shaped tombstone???
←Rate | 09-26-2011 08:53 by Jay Comments (0)  


   messageicon Makes you wonder if Cedar Point tourism will be down next year. Pretty sure no kid is gonna be too excited to go see Sandusky...
←Rate | 11-15-2011 08:21 by Jay Comments (0)  


   messageicon Peter Parker was lucky that radioactive spider bit his hand and not his a$$ or he'd have shot out a web every time he farted.
←Rate | 05-25-2013 23:23 by Jay Comments (2)  


   messageicon Someone taught my Firby to sing Taylor Swift's song "Shake it off", who ever you are...you are pure EVIL.
←Rate | 03-12-2015 03:31 by jay Comments (0)  


   messageicon People make counterfeit money, but money also makes counterfeit people.
←Rate | 09-29-2015 09:24 by Jay Comments (0)  



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