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   messageicon Why is a strike in bowling a good thing, but a strike in baseball is bad? I guess sports really do mirror real life...how you play the game all depends on the size of your balls.
←Rate | 06-08-2011 22:15 by EB_Smart Comments (0)  

   messageicon As a woman, I will always feel judged when buying a cucumber.
←Rate | 06-08-2011 22:24 by EB_Smart Comments (0)  

   messageicon Sometimes it's hard to know know what to say to cheer someone up who's going through a rough patch in their life. Turns out letting them stare at my cleavage is enough.
←Rate | 06-08-2011 22:28 by EB_Smart Comments (0)  

   messageicon You know what they say about a man and his feet. And that's why I don't find my fear of being raped by a clown irrational.
←Rate | 06-08-2011 22:31 by EB_Smart Comments (0)  

   messageicon Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice, shame on me. Fool me three times, I'm coming to your house with a facking baseball bat.
←Rate | 06-08-2011 22:34 by EB_Smart Comments (0)  

   messageicon Question of the day: If cannibals argue with each other, is it considered a food fight?
←Rate | 06-08-2011 22:37 by EB_Smart Comments (0)  

   messageicon Cutting onions doesn't make me cry. I became indifferent to their suffering years ago.
←Rate | 06-11-2011 19:25 by EB_Smart Comments (0)  


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