Dylan Bosch Funny Status Messages
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running around the house with a towel tied around his neck with only his boxers on and a Giant "S" written on his Chest Yelling "This Looks Like a Job for..."
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s on a Facebook Dating Application!!.. And You Wouldn't Believe All these Celebrity Looks-A-like's that want to Hook up with me!! I'm Gonna be Dating a girl that looks like Miley Cyrus Suckahs!!"
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misses the good old days of giving a box of heart's saying I want to get down with you in so many words!"
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It is well to remember that there are five reasons for drinking: the arrival of a friend, one's present or future thirst, the excellence of the wine, or any other reason.”
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Some people hear their own inner voices with great clearness and they live by what they hear. Such people become crazy, or they become legends."
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Bummer: Just Found out that the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle that came to my 6th Birthday was actually my Aunt!"
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Why Did Donkey Kong even bother throwing barrels? Why not let Mario get up to his level and then just beat the sh!t out of him?"
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Love is photogenic...it needs darkness to develop."
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can't go to a nudist wedding, Women might mistake me for the Bestman."
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You really have to hand it to the blind prostitute..."
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Ya know...I always look for inner beauty in a woman. Once inner...beauty!
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best part of waking up is not Folgers in your cup; the best part is remembering the name of the person sleeping next to you.
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My friends over there bet me that I wouldn't talk to the most beautiful woman in the room. Want to buy some drinks with their money?"
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Finally 21, and Legally Able to Do Everything I've Been Doing Since 15
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You are so selfish! You're going to have that body the rest of your life and I just want it for one night!"
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some kid told me that my "Picture is under Idiot in the Dictionary" I put on a medieval face and replied "It's better then the obituary!!"
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your not a Jedi,. so stop waving at elecrtronic door's outside of Wal-mart like you have the force, you dork."
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some girl told me straight up that she had a boyfriend.. I said well I have a Goldfish! she said what? Oh, I thought we were talking about sh*t that didn't matter."
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I don't know if I Should be mad at you or my phone.. because when you called me under "Restricted" my phone didn't use your specific ringtone. so now I'm stuck talking to you!!"
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Do You Really expect everybody to believe your "in a relationship" with someone who doesn't have facebook? Your fooling no one..
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