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   messageicon The Log Cabin Syrup logo is offensive to trees
←Rate | 06-18-2020 12:54 by Darkharbinger Comments (0)  


   messageicon Life is like a helicopter. I don't know how to fly a helicopter.
←Rate | 09-03-2020 14:13 by Darkharbinger Comments (0)  


   messageicon price doesn't always equal quality. A 50 dollar hooker works harder than 250 dollar hooker.
←Rate | 09-06-2020 13:43 by Darkharbinger Comments (0)  


   messageicon I may not know much, but I know mayo doesn't go on a taco.
←Rate | 04-06-2023 13:04 by Darkharbinger Comments (0)  


   messageicon How come when someone is missing the media makes them out to be a saint? Why not just say 'yeah their a jerk but lets find them anyway?'
←Rate | 04-25-2023 16:06 by Darkharbinger Comments (0)  


   messageicon Knowledge is knowing that hot peppers are a fruit; wisdom is putting them in a fruit salad.
←Rate | 08-01-2023 09:44 by Darkharbinger Comments (0)  


   messageicon 'We've all bet on a fart and lost' is the best example of the Human condition I ever heard
←Rate | 08-17-2023 20:17 by Darkharbinger Comments (0)  


   messageicon The Wicked Witch of the West said it best: What a world, what a world
←Rate | 09-29-2023 10:08 by Darkharbinger Comments (0)  


   messageicon Saving daylight? Who am I, Superman?
←Rate | 11-05-2023 22:06 by Darkharbinger Comments (0)  


   messageicon Them: What kind of person are you? Me: I'm a place or thing, thank you.
←Rate | 11-25-2023 18:48 by Darkharbinger Comments (0)  


   messageicon I haven’t been this excited about a new year since last year.
←Rate | 12-30-2023 13:25 by Darkharbinger Comments (0)  


   messageicon Today is 2/366. This is a leap year, which means the earth gave you an extra day to make things how you want.
←Rate | 01-02-2024 12:31 by Darkharbinger Comments (0)  


   messageicon Every drop of water on earth has been through multiple kidneys at this point.
←Rate | 01-24-2024 15:28 by Darkharbinger Comments (0)  


   messageicon No New Year, No Groundhog, No Valintine, and now no New President. Holidays suck anymore.
←Rate | 02-19-2024 15:40 by Darkharbinger Comments (0)  


   messageicon never forget, you are a part of the universe that became sentient for a while and decided to post pictures of cats on the internet
←Rate | 02-29-2024 21:32 by Darkharbinger Comments (0)  


   messageicon President Thomas Jefferson once said, never believe anything you read on the internet.
←Rate | 03-06-2024 11:53 by Darkharbinger Comments (0)  


   messageicon I asked to 2024's manager today, it was 2021
←Rate | 03-21-2024 20:59 by Darkharbinger Comments (0)  


   messageicon You know, while we’re at it, don’t look directly at me today either.
←Rate | 04-08-2024 11:16 by Darkharbinger Comments (0)  


   messageicon When your phone dies and you realize you're jealous
←Rate | 04-26-2024 17:58 by Darkharbinger Comments (0)  


   messageicon she is never yours, its just your turn.
←Rate | 04-28-2024 18:23 by Darkharbinger Comments (0)  



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