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   messageicon when I bath I turn off all the lights and pretend I'm still in the womb, then I jump out turn on the lights and start crying....
←Rate | 01-20-2014 06:17 by DJL Comments (0)  


   messageicon We don't want Justin Bieber either...... Canada!
←Rate | 01-30-2014 08:19 by DJL Comments (0)  


   messageicon Highway slumber party tonight in Atlanta, free urinal and feces bucket..
←Rate | 01-30-2014 09:58 by DJL Comments (0)  


   messageicon Today at Walmart, in the only two checkouts open I yelled "Omaha" and my friend and I tackled pass the fat people old people and kids right to the front of the line!
←Rate | 01-31-2014 16:04 by DJL Comments (0)  


   messageicon Can you say choke? We can.....Seahawks
←Rate | 02-02-2014 20:41 by DJL Comments (0)  


   messageicon Today was a bad day, first my ex was ran over by a bus, then I was fired from my job as a bus driver...
←Rate | 02-10-2014 08:24 by DJL Comments (0)  



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