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   messageicon Typical I buy 1 night stand from eBay & all I got was a bedside table...no dout they will be getting negative feedback!!!
←Rate | 07-20-2010 09:18 by Bruce Comments (0)  


   messageicon They're not "Used Cars" anymore, they're "Pre-owned" I suggest "Divorce" be changed to "Pre-Loved"
←Rate | 07-03-2011 11:23 by Bruce Comments (0)  


   messageicon Doing my part for National Prescription Drug Take-Back Day on Saturday, October 26, 2013, just bring your pain meds, etc. by my house and I will make sure they are returned. Note: currently not accepting laxatives.
←Rate | 10-24-2013 11:30 by bruce Comments (0)  


   messageicon My girlfriend told me that I’m starting to annoy her because I relate everything to batman ... What a Joker.
←Rate | 06-20-2016 19:23 by Bruce Comments (0)  


   messageicon Day 781 of P90X: I carry my car to work everyday.
←Rate | 06-20-2016 19:31 by Bruce Comments (0)  



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