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   messageicon Anyone remember when MTV was "white"?
←Rate | 01-18-2011 16:03 by Bill C. Comments (0)  


   messageicon When I was 18 I used to worry that I didn't do it enough, now that I'm over 40 I worry I might have to do it.
←Rate | 01-18-2011 19:34 by Bill C. Comments (0)  


   messageicon Enough with the school closings due to the cold weather. Our kids need an education. Just open the damn schools.
←Rate | 02-03-2011 20:10 by Bill C. Comments (0)  


   messageicon Please tell your breast to quit staring at me!
←Rate | 02-16-2011 00:05 by Bill C. Comments (0)  


   messageicon Humor has been cancelled for the day. We look forward to serving you in the near future.
←Rate | 02-18-2011 11:41 by Bill C. Comments (0)  


   messageicon trying to explain the urine on the ceiling.
←Rate | 02-18-2011 11:43 by Bill C. Comments (0)  


   messageicon Wondering if Snookie's parents have a bumper sticker that says, "Our daughter is a slut on Jersey Shore" or "Our Slut can beat up your Slut!"
←Rate | 02-18-2011 11:48 by Bill C. Comments (0)  


   messageicon Yes tomorrow is Friday. Big f-ing deal. It happens every week. Deal with it.
←Rate | 09-29-2011 10:29 by Bill C. Comments (0)  


   messageicon Friday night: 7pm. The annual Peter pulling contest will be at St. Taffy's. Everyone welcome.
←Rate | 07-18-2013 16:33 by Bill C. Comments (0)  


   messageicon What's the difference between agal who shops at Walmart and a bowling ball? If you had to you'd could eat the bowling ball...
←Rate | 11-18-2013 23:20 by Bill C. Comments (1)  


   messageicon Bieber wasn't in that car by chance was he?
←Rate | 12-01-2013 11:46 by Bill C. Comments (0)  


   messageicon One page of funnies a day is ruining my status as a comedian.
←Rate | 12-17-2014 15:00 by Bill C. Comments (0)  


   messageicon Now we have to see our suspected gay FB friends under a colored rainbow app...
←Rate | 06-30-2015 13:11 by Bill C. Comments (0)  


   messageicon Accidentally went grocery shopping hungry and now I'm the proud owner of aisle 6...
←Rate | 06-30-2015 13:11 by Bill C. Comments (0)  



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