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   messageicon I don't understand the whole gay women play softball thing. Please explain to me because it's a bunch of girls who like to hold wood & catch balls in spandex on their free time...
←Rate | 07-20-2010 00:23 by @truebeachbabe Comments (0)  


   messageicon PMS + GPS = Crazy biotch that WILL find you.
←Rate | 07-27-2010 01:49 by @truebeachbabe Comments (0)  


   messageicon the only reason why I will wear this HIDEOUS bridesmaid dress is so that a drunk groomsmen can rip it off me later with his teeth.
←Rate | 07-28-2010 00:12 by @truebeachbabe Comments (0)  


   messageicon climbing in your windows & snatching your people up. Hide yo kids. Hide yo wife.
←Rate | 08-17-2010 23:33 by @truebeachbabe Comments (3)  


   messageicon loves waking up to a excited puppy at my bedroom door until I see her run off to the kitchen & realize that the only reason she is excited to see me is cause there is food on the counter & I sometimes give her my leftovers. Little BIOTCH.
←Rate | 09-14-2010 13:13 by @truebeachbabe Comments (0)  


   messageicon Can't sleep. Clowns will eat me.
←Rate | 09-25-2010 01:59 by @truebeachbabe Comments (0)  


   messageicon So many freaks... so few circuses.
←Rate | 09-25-2010 02:00 by @truebeachbabe Comments (0)  


   messageicon It's been lovely, but I have to scream now.
←Rate | 09-25-2010 02:00 by @truebeachbabe Comments (0)  


   messageicon If history repeats itself, I'm totally getting a dinosaur.
←Rate | 09-25-2010 02:02 by @truebeachbabe Comments (0)  


   messageicon Hey Ashton, when Demi is too old to kick it, I'm available!
←Rate | 09-26-2010 01:08 by @truebeachbabe Comments (0)  


   messageicon Men are like movies. After 3 plays, you want to return them.
←Rate | 09-27-2010 15:22 by @truebeachbabe Comments (0)  


   messageicon Stupidity is not a crime, so you are free to go.
←Rate | 09-29-2010 18:48 by @truebeachbabe Comments (0)  


   messageicon A pessimist's blood type is always b-negative.
←Rate | 10-01-2010 00:35 by @truebeachbabe Comments (0)  


   messageicon Why do kamikaze pilots wear helmets?
←Rate | 10-01-2010 00:36 by @truebeachbabe Comments (0)  


   messageicon If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you.
←Rate | 10-01-2010 00:37 by @truebeachbabe Comments (0)  


   messageicon I found a case of Natty Light on the floor of a random aisle in the grocery store. After I returned it to the coolers, I felt like I did my good deed for the day.
←Rate | 10-12-2010 00:08 by @truebeachbabe Comments (0)  


   messageicon No coffee no workee.
←Rate | 10-12-2010 22:09 by @truebeachbabe Comments (0)  


   messageicon Girls just want to have funds!
←Rate | 10-12-2010 22:11 by @truebeachbabe Comments (0)  


   messageicon Born to shop, not to mop.
←Rate | 10-25-2010 22:48 by @truebeachbabe Comments (0)  


   messageicon My Mom just said "I'm still hot! It just comes in flashes!"
←Rate | 11-11-2010 15:46 by @truebeachbabe Comments (0)  



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