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   messageicon Her: Men just want one thing and its disgusting. me- Then you need to wash it!
←Rate | 06-30-2020 17:03 by Jbaby Comments (0)  

   messageicon love The beauty of vodka is that it looks like water. The beauty of the workplace is that water bottles are allowed
←Rate | 09-06-2012 17:18 by jbaby Comments (0)  

   messageicon its gotten so bad around here, someone is trying to start a Macarena dance....
←Rate | 11-14-2012 19:17 by jbaby Comments (0)  

   messageicon The best revenge for your EX, is inviting them to your wedding :)
←Rate | 05-25-2012 15:06 by jbaby Comments (0)  

   messageicon Seems like Lakers are doing so bad, that they missing their flu shots too!
←Rate | 01-14-2014 20:24 by Jbaby Comments (0)  

   messageicon I see your Zimmerman and raise you a Casey Anthony
←Rate | 11-19-2013 21:00 by Jbaby Comments (0)  

   messageicon Beyonce New Lemonade video is making me feel like my man is cheating on me. ... and I dont even have one. me....
←Rate | 04-27-2016 08:11 by Jbaby Comments (0)  

   messageicon Mental note at work - never be the first one to laugh at your fat 0ass boss when she is asked, "what kind of food she likes", and when she says 'seafood'!.... Everyone eventual gets the jokke!
←Rate | 11-25-2013 19:09 by Jbaby Comments (0)  

   messageicon SNL is going to be 2hrs long this week!
←Rate | 02-16-2017 15:22 by jbaby Comments (0)  

   messageicon Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was fried and eaten on MLK day.
←Rate | 01-20-2015 19:55 by Jbaby Comments (0)  

   messageicon we have chosen death over life, hatred over peace, arguments over understanding, conflict over family, etc. We are our own worse enemy endangered species!! Sad but true ain't nothing gonna change until dig within self and accept God "within"...
←Rate | 05-30-2012 19:03 by jbaby Comments (0)  

   messageicon Maybe NYPD can use their new found love for back turning, the next time they see a dark skin person doing nothing wrong.
←Rate | 12-31-2014 11:43 by Jbaby Comments (2)  

   messageicon I need help programing my dvr to skip news and record the commercials.
←Rate | 05-14-2014 21:20 by Jbaby Comments (0)  

   messageicon If your going to shoot a black kid and claim self defense, make sure you dont lie to the judge, and have $135,000 worth of asset and 2 passports!! Take some bathsalt to the head afterwards if you thinking about it.
←Rate | 06-01-2012 15:24 by jbaby Comments (0)  

   messageicon Everyone is at an uproar over published materials.... " Royal Kate over Closer magazine" , "radicals over a cheesy film", "Me over a stupid how to make money infomercial!"
←Rate | 09-15-2012 15:29 by jbaby Comments (0)  

   messageicon I was going to start a procrastination club, but I decided to wait!
←Rate | 07-15-2014 03:18 by Jbaby Comments (0)  

   messageicon The way this administration is going..... I need something more than coffee , but less than cocaine
←Rate | 03-29-2017 05:14 by Jbaby Comments (0)  

   messageicon Our team has just recovered the black box & it would seem that Harrison Ford's earring did indeed confuse the compass & other controls.
←Rate | 03-06-2015 22:42 by Jbaby Comments (0)  

   messageicon Never respond to everything a fool may say about you.. it makes you look as fool as them! However, ignore them and the fool will go away... it makes you happy and they be upset
←Rate | 02-21-2012 10:28 by jbaby Comments (0)  

   messageicon Does any one cares about KKK, white supremacy, Neo-Nazi, illigal immigrants, Confederate Statues in Houston? Just asking for a friend
←Rate | 08-30-2017 16:11 by jbaby Comments (0)  


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