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   messageicon saw the HILLYBILLY that won the lottery bought a new car - and transfered his bumper sticker "PROUD FATHER of my NEPHEW"
←Rate | 04-24-2010 09:07 by JDAUB Comments (0)  

   messageicon Remembers a conversation with my X – she asked, “John what would our Brangelena name be as a couple” - I said, “Junt”
←Rate | 04-24-2010 09:31 by JDAUB Comments (0)  

   messageicon watched JAWS backwards last night - it is a good movie about a SHARK that puts a boat back together (with it's mouth) and puts people on the boat, and then throws-up people until they open the beach!!!
←Rate | 04-27-2010 13:29 by jdaub Comments (0)  

   messageicon a female friend of mine is taking self defense class - they told her not to yell "Help" when being attacked - you are supposed to yell "Fire". I said, "what if the attacker is holding a gun?"
←Rate | 05-01-2010 17:14 by jdaub Comments (0)  

   messageicon 50 cents was cheaper. Then building a Tupac hologram.
←Rate | 02-13-2022 20:30 by Jdaub Comments (0)  


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