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X is If you purchased $1000 worth of Delta airlines stock one year ago, you would have $49. If you invested it in aig you'd have $33. If you spent $1000 on beer and recycled the cans you would have $214.50. Therefor drinking heavily is your best investment.
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Tuesday August 9, 2011 @ 11:41 AM
I call it the 401 keg plan.