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X says will Hurricane Matthew be followed by hurricanes Mark, Luke & John?
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# 128986 Who says Jesus couldn't perform miracles? He managed to find mates named Matthew, Mark, Luke and John hanging around in the Middle East.
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# 115458 Who names these hurricanes? I don't want to die in a hurricane named sandy, I wanna be wiped out by the cyclone of doom, the hurricane of pain or even the population ripper but please god, not sandy!

←Rate | 10-06-2016 20:52 by Eddy

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