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X is Who says Jesus couldn't perform miracles? He managed to find mates named Matthew, Mark, Luke and John hanging around in the Middle East.
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MTG
Monday April 22, 2013 @ 07:32 PM

You think that's funny but as a believer in Christ and His word, I will tell you that Mark and Luke never personally met Jesus.

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The atheist
Tuesday April 23, 2013 @ 01:07 PM

Hahaha good one.

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Thisotherdude
Wednesday April 24, 2013 @ 02:39 AM

21st century mind reading into a 1st century history document. At the time these things were recorded most of the east was under Roman rule,Caeser Octavian who later changed his name to Caeser Augustus. Context, history, culture.. Real places and real people is what the text is about. Pity we overlook this.

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Yetanotherdude
Friday April 26, 2013 @ 05:02 AM

Fundamentalist Christians are as scary as their Muslim counterparts really aren't they ?

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