Funny Status Message #155976

X says Didn't even finish microwaving this Lean Cuisine before the suicide prevention hotline called me..
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# 102117 WAIT.... So the suicide hotline is only for prevention?,, and not for nominating people to kill themselves?.. Well this sucks,,, I filled out a list and everything.
# 34837 I was so depressed last night and called a Suicide Hotline. I had to press 1 for English. I was connected to a call center in Pakistan. I told them I was suicidal. They got excited and asked if I could drive a truck….
# 79142 Lean Cuisine: Because I like a snack before my real lunch.

←Rate | 01-22-2015 11:23 by SEAN

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