That Awkward Moment When Messages... (beta)

Sometimes I'll make an awkward comment just to break the awkward silence.

you go to open the bathroom door, only to realize your father was in there with the door cracked using the toilet !

you go to hug your boyfriend, only to realize that its his twin brother instead.

the movie title is said in the movie.. .

you have to type test for a job, you sit down and you forget how.

you can't think of any awkward moments.

Your standing in a crowded place with an itch right up your ass!

you offer someone food and secretly hope they don't want it.

when you play dead in front of a bear that is a necrophiliac

someone posts I haven't showered since last year on January 3rd

you wake up on 22 December 2012 and realise you have 5 years of baked beans supply and no cash...

you post a status on Facebook and no one likes it 2 days later. You delete the post!

you hit the brakes while your girl is putting on lipstick and then acted like you didn't notice anything had happened ;)

your invited to a party with a bunch of people you don't even know

The awkward moment as I walk into Walmart with a big jug of coins to use the Coinstar machine and having to walk by the Salvation Army guy ringing the bell.

Santa has the same wrapping paper as your parents...

That awkward moment on a first date when you have to poop.

your dad starts sending you emoticons

you try on some tight jeans and the Gangnam style songs starts to play...

that awkward look your blind date gets when you accidentally fart and you immediately say without blinking "Look...I'm trying to be serious here".