That Awkward Moment When Messages... (beta)

you chase someone down the street, tap them on the shoulder only to realize its not who you thought it was

the person in the cubicle next door farts instead of pooping and you strain yourself trying not to burst out laughing

two pedophiles, both pretending to be kids arrange a meeting over Facebook and then meet up

you are in the grocery store and someone is standing in front of the item you need, so you pretend to look at something else until they move.

you wave at someone who was waving at the person behind you.

you give a mint to a person with a horrible bad breath....they take it, then put it in their pocket!

a debt collector calls your cell phone and you say ''He's not Here'' then you pretend to take a message for yourself

The halfway through telling a story you realize it is pointless.

you go on a blind date and the date turns out to be your ex

you're talking to the person you're dating on Facebook chat and you've realized that you've made a typo after hitting the ''enter'' button.

everybody is speaking a different language around you

you run into an EX that you have purposely avoided and broke up with on Facebook.

you realize the person you dating has always looked like that. You just never noticed cause you were whipped!

you and a date just met and you already run out of things to talk about.

a stranger asks to borrow your cell to make a quick call. No good reason to say NO, but in your head you're thinking of every excuse in the book. "Sorry, I work for the FBI and cant allow any unauthorized person to use my pho

The Awkward moment when this random person waves at you, so you wave back and then you figure out they where waving to the person behind you

You realize your finger broke right thru the toilet paper...

awkward moment when a slut says she deserves respect.

That awkward moment when you reach 500 friends on Facebook only to realize the day after that someone deleted you.

That awkward moment is when everyone on Facebook changes their profile pic to a picture of their dad for Fathers Day.....and you see your fathers pic on someone else's status that you don't know!!