That Awkward Moment When Messages... (beta)

You call Will.I.Am William...

Your in the store and the person in front of you is walking slow so you have to slow down and wait until they move but they never do....

someone is wearing two different sock.(on purpose)

I'm not sure which is worse, the pain of biting my tongue or the awkwardness of trying to get the bandage to stick.

God asks beyonce who runs the world.

you try to zoom in on Instagram and remember that you’re an idiot.

you have to type test for a job, you sit down and you forget how.

You try to close the fridge gently to see when exactly the light goes off.

you realize that awkward moment is a whole thing and not even awkward but annoying.

That awkward age when you realize that most of the pornstars are actually younger than you now. Well Fuck!

you comment on someone's picture that you love Ugly Christmas Sweater Parties and it wasn't an Ugly Christmas Sweater Party.

someone posts I haven't showered since last year on January 3rd

You buy school supplies and realize your friend bought the exact same thing

When.. you take ur gf to a park n you see ur ex n her bf..

the walk of shame to the trash can when you miss throwing the paper in it :p

your at the gas station buying condoms, and your mom works the front counter.

you realise the kid behind you has the same phone as you

your invited to a party with a bunch of people you don't even know

your in class and there is a dead silence and someone just sings 'chicken,chicken wings'!

you live at Trump Place, but are voting for Hillary!