That Awkward Moment When Messages... (beta)

someone calls your name and you answer, but they're not talking to you.

You're visiting someone else house and you got to take a crap and the bathroom is next to the living room

in that awkward phase of the day between never drinking again and noon.

the guy who discovered milk had to explain to the village what he was doing to the cow.

you realize that your zipper has been down all morning and you think back to all the people you have had contact with since then.

someone isn’t txting you back and then you see them update their status from mobile…

.. you touch something and it turns to skittles

somebody is cross-eyed and you dont know which eye to look at.

you say "whip your hair" to someone only to find their bold

Chris Brown sees a hot girl and says "Id hit that"

you hear a 13 year old talking about their sex life

someone takes your sarcasm seriously

someone tells you to stop clicking your pen, but you have to click it one more time to use it

Awkward moment when you complain about not finding something because someone moved it and they should not touch your sh*t, then you find it right where you left it.

That awkward momment when you think you just saw a UFO and it turns out to be a freakin firefly.

That moment of excitement when you think your pay check is alot and then you open it and then that awkward moment because you weren't even close. #Lol

Your at a friends house and thier dog won't stop sniffing your crotch.

That awkward moment when your ex-wife is still friends with your family on facebook, and she puts up a post about how amazing her new husband is.

That awkward moment, when you post a status, that has so much profanity in it, and the only "like" you get is from your grandma.

you're at the edge of glory and you fall.