That Awkward Moment When Messages... (beta)

you offer someone food and secretly hope they don't want it.

Your standing in a crowded place with an itch right up your ass!

you can't think of any awkward moments.

you have to type test for a job, you sit down and you forget how.

the movie title is said in the movie.. .

you go to hug your boyfriend, only to realize that its his twin brother instead.

you go to open the bathroom door, only to realize your father was in there with the door cracked using the toilet !

Sometimes I'll make an awkward comment just to break the awkward silence.

..SHINK Shower curtain opens cause you're paranoid and ain't even smoked any weed yet.

That awkward moment at a feminist picnic when they realize no one made any sandwiches.

that awkward and painful moment when your girlfriend is giving you a BJ and one of your pubes gets caught in her Wedding ring as she pulls away!

SHE buys you the extender!

You take the blue pill and the movies over...

Thatr awkward moment when your visiting a foreign country and your Presidential Limo breaks down and gets towed away

You make eye contact with a complete stranger and look away like you werent looking...

You see your friend in public but say nothing because you dont want to talk to their parents

you're at someones house and your friend and their parents are fighting

you decide to shave your *ss in the shower, you turn around and find that you clogged the drain

your Nobel Peace Prize Winning President won’t promise NOT to kill US citizens? Martin Luther King: I HAVE A DREAM. Obama: I HAVE A DRONE.

you post a funny status but the statuses right before and after yours are much funnier and get more likes.