That Awkward Moment When Messages... (beta)

u see ur ex and his new girl and ur first thought is "damn!!! did I turned him gay?"

the cops give you a cavity search in the street.

you can see your work colleagues nipples and you don't know if you should tell her or just look

your facebook friends dont pay any attention to your Photo you uploaded but yet ugly girls or girls thats not all tht pretty get the most attention not to metion we have the same amount of friends

you say "That awkward moment" when it really isn't an awkward moment.

your p issing at someone's house and your p iss comes out in 2the streams: one in the toilet and one on the seat...

Awkward moment #13: When you go to give someone a fist pound aka pound the potato, and they put their hand out to shake hands, in which you switch to shake hands at the same time they go to pound the potato. Repeat this 3 times.

when you go on an adult website and see a picture of your mother

Rocket scientists can't calculate where a sattelite will crash

awkward moment is when you mad and you go cursing someone out and you end up spitting on them!

you cannot spell awkward and do not know the difference between your and you're.

You Wake Up Before Your Friend At Their House And Have No Idea What To Do To Pass Time Until They Wake Up.

the family picture is taken and your whole head is cut off

you're talking to the person you're dating on Facebook chat and you've realized that you've made a typo after hitting the ''enter'' button.

That moment of excitement when you think your pay check is alot and then you open it and then that awkward moment because you weren't even close. #Lol

awkward moment...When you go to watch a fight, and a hockey game breaks out..

That Awkward Moment a girl accuses you of being her 1 yr old child father and you had a Vasectomy for 3 yrs

you are tagged in a sonogram photo on Maury Povich's Facebook page!!

you use the bathroom at a restaurant and another person walks into the stall next to thinking they're all alone, so they comment on how their vigina looks like a crime scene...

awkward moment when the only thumb up is yours