That Awkward Moment When Messages... (beta)

your hanging out in the frozen food section and the only girls that are participating in the "National No Bra Day" are 500lb ghetto hoes..

you take a shower in the middle of the day, and you don't know whether to put on regular clothes or pajamas.

you walk out of the house with no pants on

you are dancing with a girl and she bends over so you can grind it. Then you realize that she dropped an earring and no one at the Starbuck's can hear your iPod but you...

you find that the girl you're stalking is stalking you

ur in church and you fart, all that goes through ur mind is=f*** what do I do!!f***

Tht awkward moment when you realise that in the movie 2012 the first thing that flooded was New York and now it is 2012 and New York is flooding.

your wife gives birth to an African American baby, and you realize you must be part African American.

hates that awkward moment when you think you can do a quick pick because it's a dry booger and it turns out to be a gooey one!!

that awkward look your blind date gets when you accidentally fart and you immediately say without blinking "Look...I'm trying to be serious here".

you try on some tight jeans and the Gangnam style songs starts to play...

your dad starts sending you emoticons

That awkward moment on a first date when you have to poop.

Santa has the same wrapping paper as your parents...

The awkward moment as I walk into Walmart with a big jug of coins to use the Coinstar machine and having to walk by the Salvation Army guy ringing the bell.

you hit the brakes while your girl is putting on lipstick and then acted like you didn't notice anything had happened ;)

you post a status on Facebook and no one likes it 2 days later. You delete the post!

you wake up on 22 December 2012 and realise you have 5 years of baked beans supply and no cash...

someone posts I haven't showered since last year on January 3rd

when you play dead in front of a bear that is a necrophiliac